I have a pair of cats (or a pair of cats have a human – me). I must admit as much as I love cats in general and mine in particular, I’m sometimes a little capricious. I caught up to one of my cats hiding in the closet while I was vacuuming, and the little devil on my shoulder prompted me to vacuum her fur coat. She panicked and leapt about, but it being close quarters, it took her a few tries to figure out the exit. Mean, yet somehow amusing.
I like to think I’ve generally made her happy though. After all, she has gone from this:

to this:
According to her records, she’s undergone a 96% increase in weight on my watch – and she was already considered an adult when I got her. ^_^