The couch was in need of cleaning, so off come the cushion covers, and into one of the building’s washers and dryers. It’s in the dryer that the magic occurs…

How does a cushion cover get replaced with a pink thong?! Forget eating socks, this dryer clearly transmutes upholstery into clothing! If you call thongs clothing, anyway…

I hope someone made an inexplicable “error” and that I can get my couch back together soon.