Some time back, I put my sofa covers into the floor’s laundry facilities, mistakenly left it there for several hours, and while dressing my sofa, discovered a cover missing – apparently replaced by a pink thong.
Today, as I redress my sofa after similarly putting it through the wash and forgetting it in the dryer for several hours, I discover I have a full complement of covers again! So the question is… is the dryer magical?
Perhaps your’s truly has become senile? I must have accidentally put the thong in the laundry, too. 
